It’s been great hasn’t it? I’ve really gotten into this job, I love it. Some of the folk who work for me are not doing so well which is a bit of a disappointment, but hey there you go, I’ve fired one or two – you aint seen nothin’ yet.
I sure stuck it to them Ruskies and their pal Assad, shot the hell out of them, great, really great, being the commander in chief I can do this sort of thing. I’m thinking seriously of nuking that luny guy in North Korea, I’m not sure where it is but this fat guy looks a nutcase to me. Watch this space!
I understand that the folks who voted in their millions think I’m the best President the US has ever had. I’m not so sure but maybe they’re right. It’s a democracy folks, that’s why I’ve got all these rich dudes working with me – these guys know how to do a deal – you know what I mean.
The White House is a drag, lots of newspaper people hang out and make up false news, I’ve a good mind not to go back, Florida is nicer, and they just love me here. I come down every weekend , close the roads, the airports everything just because I’m the Commander in Chief. Yeah, they love me down here and I can play golf when I want. I’m practicing for when I go to England so the Queen can see my best shots. Won’t that be a blast!
Talking of blasts, I think we’ll make up our mind on Wednesday if we’re going to nuke that fat idiot in whererever, Pong Pen what ever, anyway, it’s a long way from here but I’ve sent the navy, the whole nine yards – let me tell you I’m the best Commander in Chief ever!